Chief Feminist in the US and Ruler of the Giant Amazonian Women, Bill O'Reilly has sprung brilliantly to the defence of Sarah Palin and women all over the world. Apparently, while O'Reilly was watching BET for research late one night he came across Eminem's single "We Made You", where young Marshall Mathers raps about a bunch of celebrities who's only claim to fame is that they are celebrities.
While out on his bra-burning protests, O'Reilly stopped to defend the honour of Sarah Palin who is so clearly being objectified in this odd-rhyming-of-words-to-a-beat aka the worst form of entertainment. Fellow blogger Clovis The 'Big Pimpin' Barbarian may disagree with the latter part of the statement. Ol' Bill while taking up the cause of the gentler sex seems to have insulted an entire race in the process. Well done, sir.
But O'Reilly is most upset at the left Mainstream Media (MSM) who have not sprung to the defence of his beloved Sarah simply because she is a conservative. Those hypocritical fools obviously look after only their own like Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica Simpson, Portia Del Rossi and Lindsay Lohan who also make an appearance in the song. Oh wait, they didn't protect them either. Damn you lazy MSM.
And so what if Bill isn't really consistent in his praise for women? (My favourite is when he says a woman can always have a C-section or such stuff and hence is never at risk during child birth) At least he sticks to the line when it comes to not criticizing Eminem or rap for glorifying gun culture. Clearly, the US doesn't suffer from lax gun control so why would Bill mention that? Only immigrants would mishandle a gun.
Oh and the word that is asterisked out is 'nail'. Ah Begorrah, only randy sailors should use such a word.
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