India, feeling rather left out with the Taliban holding sway in two of its neighboring countries, seems to have given rise to its very own version of the legendary Afghani group. The choice of name for this group might irk a few, but as it is in the name of the lord, Sri Ram Sena shall do. Forced to take up the role it has assumed due to incompetence on the part of the majority of Indians, it acts as a modern day Knights Templar, protecting the sanctity and holiness that is supposed to pervade this great land. Its rise is inevitable, and the current secular, infidel government should know it. Mild shout outs to not "Talibanize India" are nothing more than a futile PR effort. One does not imagine Najibullah requesting Mullah Omar to not Talibanize Afghanistan, does one? The infidel government must learn from history. There is no stopping Talibans. And the Indian version will restore India to the greatness that is its due.
Indians awoke to the rather glorious news yesterday of two young women being assaulted in a pub in Mangalore by a group of 50 strapping youths of the said Sri Ram Sena and the litmus test had been passed. People who previously doubted India’s resolve and toughness to tackle such grave national problems like feminine alcohol consumption, intermingling of people within its citizenry who professed different faiths, and a scant regard for the clothing of their bodies within particular sections of society, have now been won over. Our men had boldly defended the country's ideals and we were once more on the right path; the path that will inexorably lead us to our destined status as a superpower. What! Two women keeping India back like this? Never! Not on our watch said these brave young lads. They will be worshiped and suitably honored for their intrepid actions. Bharat Ratnas are in store.
Our forefathers had intended the sexual repression of this country for this very reason. Such visionaries all. Who would have thought it would come to this? But as prescient as they were in their wisdom of keeping a populace so repressed, their decrees had not been completely executed. How else do you explain the existence of two such renegades within the ranks? Shamelessly flouting all known standards of superpower like behavior. Thankfully they were nipped in the bud. Otherwise one does not know how far this could have gone. We have traitors amongst us, beware! They do not wish to see India become a superpower. Such evil elements must not be allowed to exist in our society. Thanks to the valor of our boys, the menace is being reigned in.
Working within the confines of the brilliant program of “moral policing”, as they are unfortunately forced to call it due to immature citizens who do not know what is good for them, they are slowly ensuring India’s cleansing and setting us on the fast track to attaining greatness. All previous superpowers are put to shame with this one act of superhuman bravery and resourcefulness. None of them can name a single instance of such self-sacrifice on the part of its citizens. They must have lacked the foresight and temerity that young Indian men possess in such abundance. But with commendable modesty, a hallmark of our boys, they termed their noble actions a "small thing".
One should not underestimate the sense of purpose and self-sacrifice with which our boys acted. As one clearly thankful citizen, paying due respect aptly put it, "it was a spontaneous uprising against girls flouting decent Indian morals". So proud they made us all these chivalrous young men. With the unimaginable fortitude and strength of will it takes to physically assault a member of the fairer sex they set an example for all young men to look up to. They make up only a handful of the youth that India is so happy to possess, but let us not be mistaken, their bravery will be contagious. Soon we shall see valiant young men all across the country acting with a similar cognizance of the country's direction and they will all do their bit towards the common good. All other countries would be envious of us, having as we do, troves of such young lads, waiting to give up all self indulgences and act in the best interests of the country. We should be rather thankful. Years and years of meticulous training have provided us with an opportunity the likes of which our forefathers never saw, but envisioned for all of us, being as they were, so compassionate and caring. Winston Churchill might very well have meant his historic words for this particular band of brothers, so that one day, when their work is done, we shall all proclaim, “Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few”.
We still have some way to go, by the look of things. Certain evil elements continue to exist and flourish in all parts of the country. They will be rooted out no doubt. It is a war of attrition, but if people all over were to act with the alacrity with which we saw our young men act yesterday, the menace will quickly fade. Nothing must come in between us and our dreams of greatness. This storied, ancient and diverse civilization is once again rising, let the world know. The true bearers of the faith rose yesterday and others shall soon follow. Ladies and gentlemen, India, the next superpower.
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Must say, very well written.
ReplyDeleteBut superpower?
Not till 2020. Or maybe we can hide 400 million illiterate people in absolute poverty in Bay of Bengal. And erase the documents that render us as 138th amongst 175 nations in UNDP's Human Development Index.
And continue to flaunt more cars, more bombs, more mines and other super toys made for super citizens.
If that's the case, then we must not stop our clamour to be admitted into the club of superpowers.
Ya...I was mocking the clamour that you talk about...it is quite ridiculous. Of course we are a long long way from becoming a superpower. This particular incident only reinforces the presumptuousness of our media and public debate.
ReplyDeleteTheir actions, extremely atrocious. But what they stand for must be the center of the debate. Today, if Ambika Soni publicly states that she completely dislikes low waste jeans and they do not represent the true Indian culture, she will be crucified by the people for interfering in their personal matters. But Obama’s similar statements have earned him more brownie points. What comes first to my mind when I hear the word ‘India’ is our culture and the basic philosophy that unites as all. Those who do not have any idea about such things find comfort in hiding behind the veil of globalization or by crying foul by stating that it is a democracy and they have a freedom to choose anything they like. True, but then the only ‘Indianness’ that would remain would be our nationality mentioned in passports and our ability to paint faces whenever India plays cricket. If people are not ready to even understand what ‘India’ is based on then I question the very existence of our country.
ReplyDeleteMorals and values are not something to be decided by the government in a free, democratic country. A government can only make laws. In this sense, my problem is not with the actions anybody undertakes in this country (be it low waist jeans or alcohol consumption) and how you view them as moral or immoral. My problem is with how people's fundamental rights are being trampled upon and how that breaks the basic laws of the land. So I am worried for the laws of India, not India's morals, if at all any such thing exists.
ReplyDeleteWhen the taliban decided that girls should'nt attend school, they just efficiently bombed the schools - obliterated them. The torchbearers of our tradition here, you're talking abt could only manage a slap here and a shove there. Our Ram/Shiv sena has a long way to go to match the taliban. (Either ways there's a long way to go!)
ReplyDeleteBut whats surprising is that this nation building effort by these enterprising youths did not face much of a resistance...they were able to breeze through their operative. Goes to show that the police public et all are on the right side of national progress...(in ram sena we trust)